Showing posts with label spanx. Show all posts
Showing posts with label spanx. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Pippaaaaa!! So Sad...

Baahahahahahaaa!

TLC, you shit the bed tonight, my friends! I have waited ALL WEEK to watch Insane over Pippa, or whatever it was called and I even bribed my Ma's boyfriend to hog tie her if she threatened to not change the channel to 521...all to watch a sad, uniformative and monumentally dull story about Pippa Middleton's arse and her offers from American Porn King, Hirsh. BOR-ING!!

Pippa TLC Highlights:

Cousin Paul the Zumba master TOTALLY marketing Zumba and it's ability to give you an ass like Pippa. I think HE wishes he had a butt like that.

Cousin Wassername Darling from what I guess is Liverpool and her accent. "If unywun wanted ta beh meh, wull, I fink dat is jus MENTAWL".

Classsssssay.

Like those two won't take their TLC money and run to the nearest plastic surgeon to get a Pippa arse!!!