Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Pippaaaaa!! So Sad...

Baahahahahahaaa!

TLC, you shit the bed tonight, my friends! I have waited ALL WEEK to watch Insane over Pippa, or whatever it was called and I even bribed my Ma's boyfriend to hog tie her if she threatened to not change the channel to 521...all to watch a sad, uniformative and monumentally dull story about Pippa Middleton's arse and her offers from American Porn King, Hirsh. BOR-ING!!

Pippa TLC Highlights:

Cousin Paul the Zumba master TOTALLY marketing Zumba and it's ability to give you an ass like Pippa. I think HE wishes he had a butt like that.

Cousin Wassername Darling from what I guess is Liverpool and her accent. "If unywun wanted ta beh meh, wull, I fink dat is jus MENTAWL".

Classsssssay.

Like those two won't take their TLC money and run to the nearest plastic surgeon to get a Pippa arse!!!

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